is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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