Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Randomize
