would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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