but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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