69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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