im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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