Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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