i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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