Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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