Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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