God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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