whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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