Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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