Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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