I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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