am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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