Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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