it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
