"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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