The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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