do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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