It's like a parade of train wrecks.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i out mim tonsoeep
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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