all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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