The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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