Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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