he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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