Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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