just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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