i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
seriously i just wanna be friends
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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