why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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