He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
