oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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