their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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