Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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