well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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