Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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