I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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