so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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