i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
no you cant smoke seaweed
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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