Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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