the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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