Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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