Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You made out with two different species that night
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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