jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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