Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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