So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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