i jhust puked up my retainher.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
