i may or may not be watching the land before time
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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