Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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