Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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