I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
