found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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