We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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